Bring Oona, Queen of the Fae, Brazen Borrower, or Rankle, Master of Pranks to help you swing the tides of war
A commonly played answer, such as Spite // Malice that couldn't take out Black dorks wouldn't work anyway, Slay was commonly seen in sideboards as it was a free card with those cantrip fun times, and Spiritmonger could become White or Red if you needed it to
Im sure I can find 250 or so more cards better than Stonehorn Dignitary, but Im willing to concede defeat at this point because I dont want you to have to sit through the entire rundown, which I imagine could get quite tedious
Already staples in a handful of deck types since release, these Duskmourn cards deserve their high value both in game and out
Stifle the effect on the stack so they lose the land