Flexible Wood Tie - The Abdominator Kitchen this hand-crafted luxury bowtie is

this hand-crafted luxury bowtie is laser cut

we wanted to create a t-shirt that truly goes against the grain

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Flexible Wood Tie - The Abdominator Kitchen this hand-crafted luxury bowtie isFlexible neck lumber. Inspired by his abs, but something much more dominant. This ultra light wooden necktie is the newest and most coveted on the line up, and features over 50 points of flexation, making this wood tie lighter than the aberage Hershey's chocolate bar, and more flexible than a belly roll. Inspired by Baby yoda's head 6 pack, this tie comes in a variety of ethically harvested hardwoods such as Walnut, Cedar, Cherry, Maple, and Mahogany.