The Mana Before getting to our sideboard surprise, I wanted to mention the deck's mana base really quickly, mostly because I think it's the easiest way to upgrade the deck
Surveil MTG Mechanic The instruction to surveil always includes a number, such as surveil 2 on Deadly Visit
But, as bridge cards still need to be easy to hold, shuffle, and deal, their sizing isnt dramatically far from the standard

The options were as follows: Ajanis Purr-fect Pancakes (just a stack of five regular pancakes because Ajani is apparently considered boring even by pancake standards) Jaces Illusion-Berry Pancakes (four double blueberry pancakes conjured specially for magic lovers, which, denoting the lower case on magic, makes it sound like these pancakes are for magic lovers, not Magic lovers) Lilianas Chocolate Corruption Pancakes (four chocolate pancakes filled with chocolate chips and drizzled with chocolate syrup, which yes, is a corruption-level amount of chocolate, so the marketing team wins that one for sure, as well as dentists) Chandras Pyroblast Pancakes (these four banana-filled pancakes come with strawberries, even more bananas, and strawberry syrup, and the marketing recommends that theyre consumed with haste, which seems like a terrible idea for those looking to avoid a Painful Lesson in pacing yourself, but well award bonus points for using an actual card name in the description) Viviens Heroic Protein Pancakes (four protein-packed pancakes that are in tune with nature & in tune with your stomach, a phrase that seems straight plagiarized from an Activia commercial, and its our hope that this one isnt like Chandras by using an actual card name in the product as well) For diners at IHOP, purchasing one of the five planeswalker-flavored ( ed: I told you to reword this) plates provided MTG Arena experience points, so I hope you got your moneys worth if you ordered these

Update 1/7/24: In the days following this story, Wizards of the Coast acknowledged that the Magic: The Gathering promo image was indeed made using AI tools