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Unexpected Windfall is an okay card to play in treasure decks, or as a way to discard and draw, but nothing more

But add that your creatures can help cast Lethal Scheme by convoking and you get a free kill spell, up to four loot triggers, +1/+1 counters, and anything in between at best

After years of swearing that they wouldn't make mechanically unique promos, going back to the disastrous release of the Nalathni Dragon promo in the early '90s, Wizards somehow forgot this lesson and declared that they were once again going to make mechanically unique promos

Easily a second-in-command to Marisi, in his own deck I think you can very quickly use him to spread the love and finish people off with commander damage just like we used to do with Zurgo Helmsmasher

I used to joke that every single sideboard I played had at least one Needle in it when I started playing Legacy