A better approach is to start slow
If Mishra, Claimed by Gix and a creature named Phyrexian Dragon Engine are attacking, and you both own and control them, exile them, then meld them into Mishra, Lost to Phyrexia
If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.) Sorcery Color tag templates(None) Retribution of the Ancients , Remove X +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn
The reality of opening Pokmon cards is maybe spending $10 on a couple of packs, and when statistically thats unlikely to net you anything more exciting than a Nidoking, its not THIS GOOD! Its actually a bit sad
Wild Forcefeatures the ancient ancestors of the Beasts of Johto, the Paradox Pokmon Raging Bolt (an ancestor of Raikou), Gouging Fire (an ancestor of Entei), and Walking Wake (an ancestor of Suicune)