I Have Venus Envy activity-biking Don't worry

Don't worry

You should've just snagged a pair of these New Wave Renegade sunnies

These gradient frames with polarized non-reflective brown lenses are perfect for sipping iced tea and lemonade on the golf course or slamming shots in the clubhouse after to celebrate your epic win (or devastating defeat)

whether it's on your feet or your a$$

If they go flying in the splash zone

I Have Venus Envy activity-biking Don't worrySure, Venus looks gorgeous from Earth. Up close? She's an ugly celestial hellscape. (What the 90's kids would have called "a total Monet.") Unlike you, who'll look legitimately stellar in these limited edition, translucent starry purple orange VRG frames with a single pinkish purple reflective lens.