Tee-Heenage Mutant Ninja Turtle T-Shirt Color:White Featuring the iconic Titanic for

Featuring the iconic Titanic for when you need a tear-jerking escape (don’t lie

Made from 100% cotton (because vintage doesn’t have to mean uncomfortable)

while still managing to make you wonder how on earth he made it as a Premier League player despite his apparent lack of footballing glamour

and a huge serving of “Wait

who can remember what fabric they’re wearing when they’ve got 19 different things going on at once

Tee-Heenage Mutant Ninja Turtle T-Shirt Color:White Featuring the iconic Titanic forThe most bizarre crossover of pop culture history! Introducing the Teehee nage Mutant Ninja Turtle t shirt where Michael Jacksons moonwalk meets mutant crime fighting. This shirt imagines MJ, not as the King of Pop, but as the teenage mutant ninja turtle we never asked for, but desperately needed. Dressed in a shell, wielding nunchucks, and rocking that infamous glove, hes here to save the sewers, one hee hee at a time. Who wouldnt want to see MJ