Botanical Sh*tshow Engraved Slate Sign #fuckflake and I'll use your personalized

and I'll use your personalized touch to engrave your hammer of choice

and heartfelt love

and caring for these distinctive wood gifts is simple: Hand wash

You may upgrade your order to include internal inscriptions for an additional fee

*Line drawings and writing (particularly on a light colored background) work best

Botanical Sh*tshow Engraved Slate Sign #fuckflake and I'll use your personalizedWelcome to the shit show, ladies and gentlemen! Theres no hiding the amazing insanity that is inside your home, so why not welcome your guests with a dash of adult humor? This beautiful botanical illustration on Natural Engraved Slate features the sarcastic, yet truthful, welcome statement: Welcome to the Shit Show. These botanical wall hangers include burlap rope for hanging, and can be further customized with your preferred shape to create a