The Sarcasm In My Head Tee Color:Asphalt Whether you're a student of

Whether you're a student of French culture

The white rose means hope

Perfect for leap year babies

they didn’t count joints… they rolled numbers

🍺 Ideal for underachievers

The Sarcasm In My Head Tee Color:Asphalt Whether you're a student ofDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! The sarcasm in my head is caused by the chasm in yours. There. Somebody finally said it out loud. This shirt is for the people who are exhausted from explaining obvious things to confident idiots. A beautifully bleak little masterpiece for anyone whose internal monologue sounds like a disappointed philosophy professor trapped in a customer service job. Stark white on black contrast. Distressed typography.